neurowall:

please help me

(via winter-is-bumming)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via winter-is-bumming)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"I won’t let him crawl under the recliner to eat the upholstery staples."
Submitted By: Amber S.

(via yourepicfail)

Timestamp: 1406179735

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"I won’t let him crawl under the recliner to eat the upholstery staples."
Submitted By: Amber S.

(via yourepicfail)

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

(via jojothekillerclown)

Timestamp: 1406178947

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

(via jojothekillerclown)

highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

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(via but-im-a-creep)

Timestamp: 1406177823

highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

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(via but-im-a-creep)

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

(via raptordad)

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kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

(via raptordad)

analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever

(via ruinedchildhood)

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

jonnycocksville:

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(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via jojothekillerclown)

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho, via jojothekillerclown)

professional-professional:
Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

archangel-fallen-angel:

deducecanoe:

a-man-n-progress:

rennskye:

misandry-mermaid:

At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

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And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

Thanks.

ETA: He’s been tracked down.

HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT

Wow. Brandon Bayard from Superior, Wisconsin is the type of asshole who threatens to rape people and then hides behind anonymity. Way to go, Brandon Bayard from Superior, Wisconsin.

That’s 6 and a half hours away from where I live..

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via settingbadexamples)

Timestamp: 1406169652

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via settingbadexamples)

lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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(via that-stupid-tardis-sound)

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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(via ruinedchildhood)